Monday, May 28, 2007

flick-flicker-flaky

So why do we derive a morbid pleasure from watching the silliest of flicks and reading the most inane of columns ?Its addictive for sure and really makes one think, if one wants a popular show or a book, why aim for perfection? Why not resort to the opposite. Reverse your efforts. I think the chopra clan is practicing this Zen like philosophy for WHY ELSE would they subject an unsuspecting audience to ta-ra-ra-rum-pum-chum?bum?dum(b)?hummmm?humph...I could go on..this is addictive for sure.
I saw this a while back, since earthly pleasures are few and far between when I am thus cocooned in the ISB scheme of things and expected to hurry my transition to a full "fledged" MBA propelled by pre-reads , cases, tests and other such evolutionary forces.
So the prospective high fliers had ventured out to the movies, since the only purpose of newspapers in their hamlet was that there were stacks of it kept outside their quad(hostel room) impersonating as doormats, till someone tripped on them in the middle of the night or had these rare moments of insight when they realized that there is actually a "larger scheme of things" and a world beyond the pearly gates of ISB.
So the fledglings innocently trooped into Ta-ra-ra.. Though I have thankfully managed to forget most of it there are a few instances which I morbidly recall.
So why is having a pillow fight the only sign of a happy family?I can forgive the TRRPM family since intelligible conversation of any kind was obviously beyond them but why must they squiggle like the dog in that film every time they have a truce ? I mean once or twice is enough..gets the message across quality time and all dat..Not like a screen saver...I thought the "dumb animal" was supposed to be just the dog..
The dog was smarter..The same cannot be said of the plot.So business tycoons daughters marries car mechanic..car mechanic discovers latent talent..catapulted to success. Fair enough. We expect that. Happens all the time. Car mechanic has a traumatic experience.

Erstwhile dare devil who cruised through the streets of London in a taxi cab?? :OOO practicing for the race track, is a broken shriveled up man who trembles and howls only near the finish line of every race. Owing to this jelly like behaviour pattern he eventually becomes “poor”. Now this is the yash chopra poor, which is a candy flossed , sugar coated, poor only when we want it to be kinda accommodating poor. So Rani M prances about in designers and splashes in public fountains , but steals from parties to feed her priggish kids(??)(shudder)So when one of the kids(with the unique chopra blend of uncharacteristic maturity (read priggishness) and nauseating lisping tactics) falls ills…cab driver is traumatized again. So both cancel each other..one good trauma deserves another, and negates it and all is well with the world again.

Ok I need to sleep

8 comments:

Arjun Raj said...

haven't seen the movie and luks like i lucked out :D say no to yashrajjoharchopra films has been my motto for a long time now (yes, i saw kank). great post.. the traumatic memories of the movie still seem quite fresh in ur mind.. :)

Unknown said...

One word...Ewwwww

I knew I wasn't going to watch this one, but just reading the storyline (which I must admit I did not expect to be THIS squishy!) nauseates me.

But as always, your writing delights. :) Good going.

Anonymous said...

i love the part about the "priggish kids".. rotfl.. keep writing.

VKM said...

Awesome. :)
I hav always maintained a "healthy disrespect" for these genre of movies!!

Maverick said...

streets of NY in movie - practising imperfection huh ?

Unknown said...

I did happen to watch TARA-RUM-PUM, and I do agree that there is nothing great about the flick, but then, there is nothing phenomenal about this review either.Honestly guys.....what makes you go ga-ga over this blog??

Sorry to dissapoint you folks....All u out there Madam Namrata Fans!!Don't just shower your idol(so to say) with mindless flatterings..... For God'sake.... Post some constructive criticism for a change.

I do realise that this response has come a bit too late in the day,but then this writer happened to see this blog only recently.

And Let me make myself crystal clear at the outset.... I have nothing personal against Namrata.But this article gives you a feeling that Namrata has absolutely no experience in reviewing a movie.

Film review is not all about trying to show up your English vocabulary skills......No doubt out Madam has quite a bit of that.... but what she should really keep in mind while writing a review or anythingelse for that matter is that,reading can become a really painful experience when you get carried away by your own self-rated skills and lose your grip over the feeling.

Namrata has managed to do just that.Her article here tries to celebrate herself.....Namrata, the writer....It misses the spirit of the topic more often than it hits.

And there is only one person to blame, Namrata herself.

This is a humble request to a undenying talent, please dont let go of the spirit of your articles.Take a break for a while...just slow down.... and listen to your heart....Is this what u wanted to create....Is this the raw thought that crossed your mind when you conceived the idea?

You know the answer gal...I don't need to tell u..Take it sportingly and do something about it.It's dejecting to see oodles of talent going down the drains like this.

Anonymous said...

Your blog keeps getting better and better! Your older articles are not as good as newer ones you have a lot more creativity and originality now keep it up!

Anonymous said...

You have to express more your opinion to attract more readers, because just a video or plain text without any personal approach is not that valuable. But it is just form my point of view